Etiquette | Consideration | FAQs
I am based in Las Vegas, but am available to join you anywhere in the world with enough notice. I can also plan our entire engagement from drinks and dinner to a complete vacation, provided you take care of the financial obligations in advance.
I am happy to meet you at your hotel or at a restaurant or cocktail lounge of your choice. We should dispense with our business within the first 10 minutes of meeting so that we can comfortably get on with our engagement. I prefer this to be done discreetly for both our sakes, and that requires either having taken care of that prior to meeting (if you email me I can explain the options), or having my fee in an unsealed envelope with my name on it in a visible location, such as a night stand or on the bathroom counter. If we meet in public, I prefer my consideration to be tucked inside of a magazine, gift card/bag, or book.
My consideration includes only my time; all other expenses are to be covered by you (i.e., drinks, meals, shows). If you would like me to join you, I require travel expenses, which are to be paid in advance by you, and arranged by me.
If you feel more comfortable, you can send me the consideration for both my time and our planned activities (i.e., dinner and a show) ahead of time, so that you never have to open your purse during our meeting (unless you'd like to extend our time together at the end of our previously agreed-upon time, which should be done quickly and discreetly. I advise having extra with you in case this becomes your desire).
| Time | Consideration |
| 3 Hours: Cocktails | $900 |
| 4-6 Hours: Dinner or Lunch | $1200 |
| 12-14 Hours: Dinner to Breakfast or All Day | $2000 |
| 24 Hours | $3000 |
| Additional Hours | $300 |
| Additional Days | $1500 |
For longer engagements, or weekly/monthly/yearly arrangements, please contact me to discuss details.
Frequently Asked Questions:
"What kind of women do you see?"
I enjoy all women, as long as they are polite and can laugh as much as I do! Passion and a sense of adventure are excellent qualities, but these tend to be contagious, so if those aren't your inherent qualities, I have enough that mine will rub off on you. :) I love women of all shapes, colors, and sizes. Every woman has something special about her, and I intend to enjoy every moment with you.
"What are your turn-ons?"
I love a sense of humor, kindness, politeness, excellent hygiene, and the ability to enjoy oneself.
"What are your turn-offs?"
Meanness, surliness, and bad hygiene.
"Is that really you in your photos?"
Yes. Apart from the George Clooney one on the last page!
"Do you see couples?"
I am happy to see couples so please email me to discuss your plans.
"Why are your pictures blurred?”
This is as much for your protection as mine in that our engagement will have less chance of being compromised if people do not recognize me.
"Do you have any reviews of your time with other ladies or couples that I may read?"
Certainly! Please ask and I would be happy to send you some.
"How will you be dressed when we meet?"
In a clown suit complete with frizzy wig and sad make up! I will be dressed appropriately for the occasion whether it be business casual or a black tie event but always elegant.
